Final batch of odd quotes from real trials:
Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"A: "I have been since early childhood."
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"A: "No."Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"A: "No."Q: "Did you check for breathing?"A: "No."Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"A: "No."0: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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